aMERICA

 

Everything’s bigger in

a-MERICA,

the PLACES are bigger,

[golden arches towering over you, smell of grease lingers in your nose]

the PEOPLE are bigger,

[waistlines rampantly expand, result of said golden arch]

the CARS are bigger,

[trucks, trucks everywhere, even normal-sized trucks have eight wheels]

the PATRIOTISM is bigger,

[t-shirt: “the GOVERNMENT didn’t build this city, the VETERANS did”]

the GUNS are bigger

[bumper sticker: “if the government outlaws guns, I become an outlaw”]

the BIGOTRY’s bigger,

[bumper sticker: “Trump THAT, Bitch! Make America Great Again!”]

Come on

[read: “come on…”]

down to

a——–

[read: a breath of air to prepare you for the inevitable]

MERICA!